TFF: Assault on Yaoi!
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...1,395 words, dude.
My post started at the end of the first page. I just divided it so that the mayor event change wouldn't clash with the formatting of the previous scenes. >_<
Edit: And do read the first part. That's where Lady Genocide basically tells us what the whole thing is about + the current destination we'll have to march off to.
My post started at the end of the first page. I just divided it so that the mayor event change wouldn't clash with the formatting of the previous scenes. >_<
Edit: And do read the first part. That's where Lady Genocide basically tells us what the whole thing is about + the current destination we'll have to march off to.
And what a top notch bunch of words they are too 
Umm... this will sound kinda bad, but I'm probably gonna be out while the battle rages.
Working. Whoot. Stocktaking. It's what I do. Count Stuff.
And then there's an exhibition opening tonight. *sigh*
If anyone wants to pick me up, all I can probably do to Yaoibots is shoot em down. ^_^
Umm... this will sound kinda bad, but I'm probably gonna be out while the battle rages.
Working. Whoot. Stocktaking. It's what I do. Count Stuff.
And then there's an exhibition opening tonight. *sigh*
If anyone wants to pick me up, all I can probably do to Yaoibots is shoot em down. ^_^
Wow. You did get ninja'd. LOL. I got lucky looks like.
Though now that I think about it, you could play it for laughs. You get there and the scene is a burning mess, with robot pieces everywhere. And because <s>Alex</s> Lea is a pyro who likes seeing things on fire, he doesn't notice anything wrong.
Though now that I think about it, you could play it for laughs. You get there and the scene is a burning mess, with robot pieces everywhere. And because <s>Alex</s> Lea is a pyro who likes seeing things on fire, he doesn't notice anything wrong.
Ugh... I just finished my essay. Sort of... still gots tah do mah conclusion, but that parts easy.
Figured as much with Watashiwa and Nanashi though, given the situation (and the names). I just had Lea know Nanashi because, let's face it, they're wearing the same stuff.
Nice post though. :rofl: (especially the deserted island part... I can see it too!)
Figured as much with Watashiwa and Nanashi though, given the situation (and the names). I just had Lea know Nanashi because, let's face it, they're wearing the same stuff.
Nice post though. :rofl: (especially the deserted island part... I can see it too!)
Forget what I said. I'm here ^_^
Urgh. I haven't slept in 21 hours, and I'm covered in diesel dust. I had to go to an art exhibition opening, covered in diesel dust. My fingers are grey and I've washed them about 5 times. My clothes are covered in diesel smudges.
Screw stocktaking.
Zaraki's, here I come!
Urgh. I haven't slept in 21 hours, and I'm covered in diesel dust. I had to go to an art exhibition opening, covered in diesel dust. My fingers are grey and I've washed them about 5 times. My clothes are covered in diesel smudges.
Screw stocktaking.
Zaraki's, here I come!
Working on a post. Slowly, but it's coming. Feel free to keep posting in the meantime.
Also, Vex:
1. Depends on the fangirls and the uh... means of deliverance. Giving it some thought, I'm fairly certain the average fangirl, provided she's high enough in the hierarchy to possess a semblance of cognitive thought, would probably have her head implode from simply listening to a coherent argument.
Higher ranking fangirls, such as the lieutenants that showed up along with the Yaoibots, and especially tougher, "boss" fangirls, would need equivalently higher concentrations of Logic be hurt or destroyed. As in, pure, undiluted, raw logic energy being shot at them. IN THE FACE. >_>
2. and 2a.
Yuri, White Magic, Blessed weapons and artifacts, basically everything you could consider "light-sided" would have an exponentially greater effect against fangirls per power output. Like before, the bonus is more diminished the tougher the fangirl.
Thus, say, if you were fighting a middle-ranking fangirl and nailed her with a sword slash on the arm with a regular weapon you might lope part of her arm off, but do it with a blessed weapon and the arm might turn to dust all the way to the shoulder joint.
Likewise, seeing that Yuri is the complete and total opposite of Yaoi, if you were somehow able to harness that into a Yuri Cannon and shoot it against a group of rank-and-file fangirl grunts, they'd probably be vaporized just by breathing the air near the energy beam's radius.
Of course, that's just my take on it, and mostly the common sense rules I'm working with. Feel free to extrapolate or diminish whatever you like. This is, after all, a free-form RPG. ^_^
Also, Vex:
1. Depends on the fangirls and the uh... means of deliverance. Giving it some thought, I'm fairly certain the average fangirl, provided she's high enough in the hierarchy to possess a semblance of cognitive thought, would probably have her head implode from simply listening to a coherent argument.
Higher ranking fangirls, such as the lieutenants that showed up along with the Yaoibots, and especially tougher, "boss" fangirls, would need equivalently higher concentrations of Logic be hurt or destroyed. As in, pure, undiluted, raw logic energy being shot at them. IN THE FACE. >_>
2. and 2a.
Yuri, White Magic, Blessed weapons and artifacts, basically everything you could consider "light-sided" would have an exponentially greater effect against fangirls per power output. Like before, the bonus is more diminished the tougher the fangirl.
Thus, say, if you were fighting a middle-ranking fangirl and nailed her with a sword slash on the arm with a regular weapon you might lope part of her arm off, but do it with a blessed weapon and the arm might turn to dust all the way to the shoulder joint.
Likewise, seeing that Yuri is the complete and total opposite of Yaoi, if you were somehow able to harness that into a Yuri Cannon and shoot it against a group of rank-and-file fangirl grunts, they'd probably be vaporized just by breathing the air near the energy beam's radius.
Of course, that's just my take on it, and mostly the common sense rules I'm working with. Feel free to extrapolate or diminish whatever you like. This is, after all, a free-form RPG. ^_^
Oh trust me. If there's one thing Lea and Me have completely switched around, it's the fact that he's a complete Bastard. A Magnificent Bastard, as an omage to his original glory, but a Bastard none the less.
Watashiwa's not going to be living down the Kid thing either. He's lucky the Lanturn wasn't activated, or the whole dying thing would have been another topic to bring up. Again and Again.
Watashiwa's not going to be living down the Kid thing either. He's lucky the Lanturn wasn't activated, or the whole dying thing would have been another topic to bring up. Again and Again.
:huh:
Hey, yeah, I didn't even think of that. One of the side-effects of Rewind is that it wipes the old timeline: (the one where Watashiwa dies) out of existence. And therefore, out of memories. It still happened, and most people think "Hey, didn't that kid just get bisected by that blade trap?" but it's only the memory of a memory.
Nanashi is extra temporal, and remembers any changes to the timeline, but Watashiwa himself forgets. I forgwt who it is, but there's one other person with time-altering abilities, you should be able to recognize what's going on.
But that Hyper Intuition effect ought to do the same thing. If that's ever activated when Rewind is used, you'd recognize something as being different from your recollection of events.
Plot point!
Hey, yeah, I didn't even think of that. One of the side-effects of Rewind is that it wipes the old timeline: (the one where Watashiwa dies) out of existence. And therefore, out of memories. It still happened, and most people think "Hey, didn't that kid just get bisected by that blade trap?" but it's only the memory of a memory.
Nanashi is extra temporal, and remembers any changes to the timeline, but Watashiwa himself forgets. I forgwt who it is, but there's one other person with time-altering abilities, you should be able to recognize what's going on.
But that Hyper Intuition effect ought to do the same thing. If that's ever activated when Rewind is used, you'd recognize something as being different from your recollection of events.
Plot point!
Well, of course I meant common sense by our standards.
Somehow, I doubt common common sense involves wondering how a Yaoist would be prepared to deal with Yuri. >_>
And don't worry, my character's going to be looking at Wata's funny for the rest of the RP, as will his NPC, even after he makes sure the poor bastard didn't catch anything infectious.
You can never be too careful, after all. :snigger:
Somehow, I doubt common common sense involves wondering how a Yaoist would be prepared to deal with Yuri. >_>
And don't worry, my character's going to be looking at Wata's funny for the rest of the RP, as will his NPC, even after he makes sure the poor bastard didn't catch anything infectious.
You can never be too careful, after all. :snigger:
I'm pretty sure you mean Watashiwa--he's the poor/lucky bastard (depending on how you want to look at it) who's going to be dealing with the partially insane Yaoist for a while.
Nanashi is the badass who has apparently been trained by the Men in Saffron in the ways of the ultimate martial art: Deja-Fu. AKA: the art of being in the right place at the right time.
Currently engaged in combat with the remaining two witches, along with Lea.
Nanashi is the badass who has apparently been trained by the Men in Saffron in the ways of the ultimate martial art: Deja-Fu. AKA: the art of being in the right place at the right time.
Currently engaged in combat with the remaining two witches, along with Lea.
But of course. I can recognize potential plot points the moment they're introduced. :evil2:
And we are so bringing up that Island of women thing again. I'm not sure if you mean the recent One Piece reference or the Nagarasete Airantou reference (Probably the later), but it's coming up again.
Thinking of what to do with the Yaoi woman Lea's fighting at the moment. Not sure what kind of powers Yaoists have honestly... Know she has a sword, but beyond that... :huh.:
Oh, and no Yaoist is going to fit the bill for Lea's first NPC. In fact, it's going to be a metally tortured prisoner... who will develop a fear of men during the... conversion... which will cause Lea to enjoy a game of threatening to poke her at random intervals immediately after he finds out. Which will pop up whenever he finds her particularly annoying.
And of course lead to massive misunderstandings when she goes crying to a fellow female and sobbing about him "trying to touch her."
And we are so bringing up that Island of women thing again. I'm not sure if you mean the recent One Piece reference or the Nagarasete Airantou reference (Probably the later), but it's coming up again.
Thinking of what to do with the Yaoi woman Lea's fighting at the moment. Not sure what kind of powers Yaoists have honestly... Know she has a sword, but beyond that... :huh.:
Oh, and no Yaoist is going to fit the bill for Lea's first NPC. In fact, it's going to be a metally tortured prisoner... who will develop a fear of men during the... conversion... which will cause Lea to enjoy a game of threatening to poke her at random intervals immediately after he finds out. Which will pop up whenever he finds her particularly annoying.
And of course lead to massive misunderstandings when she goes crying to a fellow female and sobbing about him "trying to touch her."
Yep, Nagarasete Airantou indeed. I finished reading it not long ago, and after getting over what a huge waste of time it was decided to play around with the concept some more.
Make it up. Your choices are dark sorceress, meaning elemental magics with dark power boosts, martial artist, weapons specialist, summoner...
You're creative. Think it through some, eh?
Make it up. Your choices are dark sorceress, meaning elemental magics with dark power boosts, martial artist, weapons specialist, summoner...
You're creative. Think it through some, eh?
Excellent. :evil2:
Let's see... I have many battle styles in the works... I think I'll go with... Something simple actually. Too early to break out the epic. No, that will come when Lea finds out what those stupid mittens are for.h43r:
Hmm... Water user or summoner should do it. Though I'd prefore to keep the... experiment... thing I have planned under wraps for the time being... the bioengineered monstrousity created to never stop once he gets going... A fearsome foe indeed...
Let's see... I have many battle styles in the works... I think I'll go with... Something simple actually. Too early to break out the epic. No, that will come when Lea finds out what those stupid mittens are for.
h43r: Hmm... Water user or summoner should do it. Though I'd prefore to keep the... experiment... thing I have planned under wraps for the time being... the bioengineered monstrousity created to never stop once he gets going... A fearsome foe indeed...