TFF: Assault on Yaoi!

Ray

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#76
I'm pretty sure you mean Watashiwa--he's the poor/lucky bastard (depending on how you want to look at it) who's going to be dealing with the partially insane Yaoist for a while.
Oops, yeah.

*edits*
 

Watashiwa

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#77
~NGD OMEGA~ said:
I'd prefore to keep the... experiment... thing I have planned under wraps for the time being... the bioengineered monstrousity created to never stop once he gets going... A fearsome foe indeed...
Those bitches Yaoi-ified the freakin' HULK!?!

We're doomed.
 

~NGD OMEGA~

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#78
Oh no. That was probably the original plan... (Especially given that one hilarious Demotivator with the Hulk and who I believe is Xavior), but instead... they created something far worse...

"I'M THE GAY JUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!!!"

By the way, that's totally the villain I had in mind when I thought of this. Worse... it's possible they can create more than one if their plans remain unharmed... hopefully things won't remain that easy for long.

Oh, and the idea totally came from that disturbing VG Cats comic... mostly because of that one with the crazy man with the zipper... and a friend who said the Juggernaught would be terrifying with that kind of feature included.
 

Rooster455

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#81
I'm pretty sure the Yaoibots are not uniform, as in they all look, act and are armed different. My mental image is of Cylon Centurions from the modern series.

Only gay.
 
#82
Well, I may not be able to play a whole lot due to school and my other writing, but I am going to donate the use of a few characters and a starship for the RPG, for anyone who would like to use them.

I'll start off with the ship herself:
Name: USS Sojourner, NCC-2357
Class: Avenger Mk. II-class fast destroyer
Length: 298m
Width: 95m
Height: 45m
Decks: 15
Displacement: 480,000 tons
Crew: 67
Performance: Warp 6.8 (cruise), Warp 9.1 ("maximum"), Warp 9.9 (max. emergency)
Armament: 2x twin phaser banks; 6x single phaser banks; 4x single shot photon torpedo tubes (fore/aft); 1x heavy phaser cannon (The Big F*cking Gun)

History: Among the last Avenger-class destroyers in Starfleet, the Sojourner has been in service since the days of Kirk. Built as a fast destroyer, her agility and acceleration make her a match for even the latest Starfleet designs at sublight. Her formidable armament made her perfect for fire support, commerce raiding and anti-piracy missions, and her large shuttle bays allowed her to swiftly deploy shuttles for boarding actions. Indeed, a tradition began among Avenger crews to fly Jolly Roger flags made of stiff polymers on the hull after successful missions.

Sojourner herself has become infamous in recent years as a ship of the weirdos, outcasts, and rogue officers of the fleet-The people Starfleet doesn't want in the spotlight. Ironically enough this may be why she is still in service-A large amount of her chief engineers have been decidedly "unconventional" in their approaches to her systems. Given that Starfleet's big wigs try to pretend Sojourner does not exist, she is nowhere near her original specifications and her chances of passing a Federation safety inspection are practically nil.

Which gives the ship an advantage-Nobody would suspect a tiny, outdated ship like her of being able to run circles around them, screw with their sensors and computers, or otherwise totally own them. And that's just her modifications-Her crew is a whole other level of crazy. Still, they may be crazy, but they're not stupid-In open combat, Sojourner is no match for ships out of her weight class. Hence her decidedly un-Starfleet like approaches to combat.

Thanks to her current chief engineer's latest experiment while drunk on gin mackerel, she has appeared in orbit above TFFA's world.
The crew profiles will come next, so stay tuned.
 

garedelyon

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#83
roting_CORPSE said:
question.

what are the Technical Specifications for the YAOIBOTS

and possibly what they look like.

and visuals of our enemy.

cause i keep picturing Nahona clones in pink basting everything. :p
Yeah... the yaoists themselves? Or at least the ones that jumped Zaraki's?

What do they look like, in general?

Because... I keep picturing the girls who used to go on about slash before I'd ever got into fanfiction (and so only knew what they were talking about in hindsight) and disliked anyway, from my school.
 

twin blade

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#84
Seeing as we don't really know where the hanger is besides "In the heart of the city", I'm gonna make the hanger an abandoned apartment building near Ground Zero (the hanger's in the basement.) Is that Ok with everyone?
 

Vexarian

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#85
twin blade said:
Seeing as we don't really know where the hanger is besides "In the heart of the city", I'm gonna make the hanger an abandoned apartment building near Ground Zero (the hanger's in the basement.) Is that Ok with everyone?
You'll have to tell me how I could tell it was a Hangar and not an abandoned apartment building.
 

twin blade

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#86
VexTheWarlord said:
twin blade said:
Seeing as we don't really know where the hanger is besides "In the heart of the city", I'm gonna make the hanger an abandoned apartment building near Ground Zero (the hanger's in the basement.) Is that Ok with everyone?
You'll have to tell me how I could tell it was a Hangar and not an abandoned apartment building.
See, that's the thing. I imagined there would be maps showing where it was, and that before the explosion/attack, people would have seen it. I mean, before the attack, TFF Academy City was an internet superpower; the leaders and the civilians would be proud of the military/Air Force etc. My character used a tourist map because he's been gone for a while, but the other characters would know by memory.

On the other hand, I could just make the Hanger have a sign that says "Hanger", but it really doesn't matter to me.
 

Vexarian

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#87
twin blade said:
VexTheWarlord said:
twin blade said:
Seeing as we don't really know where the hanger is besides "In the heart of the city", I'm gonna make the hanger an abandoned apartment building near Ground Zero (the hanger's in the basement.) Is that Ok with everyone?
You'll have to tell me how I could tell it was a Hangar and not an abandoned apartment building.
See, that's the thing. I imagined there would be maps showing where it was, and that before the explosion/attack, people would have walked by it. I mean, before the attack, TFF Academy City was an internet superpower; the leaders and the civilians would be proud of the military. My character used a tourist map because he's been gone for a while, but the other characters would know by memory.
Again, why would I know it was a Hangar?

I don't even know the name of the damn planet.
 

twin blade

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#88
VexTheWarlord said:
twin blade said:
VexTheWarlord said:
twin blade said:
Seeing as we don't really know where the hanger is besides "In the heart of the city", I'm gonna make the hanger an abandoned apartment building near Ground Zero (the hanger's in the basement.) Is that Ok with everyone?
You'll have to tell me how I could tell it was a Hangar and not an abandoned apartment building.
See, that's the thing. I imagined there would be maps showing where it was, and that before the explosion/attack, people would have walked by it. I mean, before the attack, TFF Academy City was an internet superpower; the leaders and the civilians would be proud of the military. My character used a tourist map because he's been gone for a while, but the other characters would know by memory.
Again, why would I know it was a Hangar?

I don't even know the name of the damn planet.
Well, are you even ON the planet? "cause if you are, then you're character would've seen the hanger. If you're in space, then Lady Genocide would have sent you a message, and you would know the coordinates of the place.
 

Watashiwa

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#89
twin blade said:
Well, are you even ON the planet? "cause if you are, then you're character would've seen the hanger. If you're in space, then Lady Genocide would have sent you a message, and you would know the coordinates of the place.
I seem to recall he crash landed.

Just follow the idiots in the Organization cloaks. We'll get there. Eventually.
 

Vexarian

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#90
Watashiwa said:
twin blade said:
Well, are you even ON the planet? "cause if you are, then you're character would've seen the hanger. If you're in space, then Lady Genocide would have sent you a message, and you would know the coordinates of the place.
I seem to recall he crash landed.

Just follow the idiots in the Organization cloaks. We'll get there. Eventually.
I was forced to land. My ship didn't get damaged at all, but if I fought back then I'd have caught the attention of the REST of the fleet real quick.
 

Latewave

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#91
Is it ok if I create a thread for the enemies we see as it is bothering me?
 

Vexarian

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#93
'Lyon, I think you meant Biology, not Science.

Hm... I want to interact with someone in my Post, anyone could use some help finishing their fight/Getting a hyper-speed lift to the Hangar?
 

Latewave

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#94
I'm planning a mini boss fight for myself so no.
 

Vexarian

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#96
garedelyon said:
Yes, but bio is a branch of science, is it not?
Well yes, but it's really awkward in the way your using it. But that's just opinion, your post doesn't have any plotholes and has grammar decently gooder.
 

garedelyon

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#97
I was actually going to use biology in the first place, but then I remembered this random quote from the God of Small Things and I thought "Awww, but that's like the most awesome way that the word 'Biology' will ever be used"

So I didn't.

And thanks for the grammar thing. I'm such the awesome grammatist. ;)

(When you consider that I only started writing in English when I was 9, and that grammar has been oh so firmly removed from the NZ school curriculum, at any rate :p)
 

Legacy|iB

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#98
VexTheWarlord said:
Hm... I want to interact with someone in my Post, anyone could use some help finishing their fight/Getting a hyper-speed lift to the Hangar?
I might need a lift to the hangar. I wanted to make another post, but I ran out of ideas after I decided to switch Legacy-ko out and go back to the male Legacy.
 

Vexarian

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#99
Legacy|][quote="VexTheWarlord said:
Hm... I want to interact with someone in my Post, anyone could use some help finishing their fight/Getting a hyper-speed lift to the Hangar?
I might need a lift to the hangar. I wanted to make another post, but I ran out of ideas after I decided to switch Legacy-ko out and go back to the male Legacy.[/quote]
Shit, it's a bit late for me now, I'm going to get to this post tomorrow, first thing.
 

Vexarian

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I hate doing Double Posts, but here's a few things I should say.

1. @Legacy, I'm rushing across the rooftops now, if I were to say, Spot someone who was having a bit of trouble, I'd help them finish their fight up then either toss them up onto the roofs, or simply Light Dash to the Hangar doors themselves.

2. In the Hangar, my NPC will be floating in mid air, reading a book, not unnoticed inside my Ship.

3. If anyone wants to, they can hitch a ride with me.
 
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