(355-B.) Upon further review, it has been decided that most of the Wonka products already in production are actually quite harmless and can be put back into circulation. The experimental stuff, however (e.g. the Exploding Candies, the Three-Course-Meal Gum, the Wonkavision, etc.), will remain classified as Lost Logia indefinitely.
(355-C.) Veruca Salt and Violet Beauregarde request that Hayate Yagami be expressly forbidden from cosplaying as either of them, especially since Hayate has a tendency to, quote, "overdo things," unquote.
(356.) No, Nanoha Takamachi and R. Lee Ermey are not related.
(356-A.) Nanoha is to never be shown the movie Full Metal Jacket or any individual clip/scene from that movie.
(356-B.) Wait, what do you mean by "too late"?...OH FU--
(357.) It should be pointed out that neither Teana Lanster nor Vice Granscenic shot John F. Kennedy.
(357-A.) Nor did either one shoot J.R.