134) Please do not open portals into Hell for the purposes of waste disposal.
134a) Yes, Kurotsuchi, the remains of your former experiments are waste.
134b) So are those you consider to be pathetically weak, and throw in in hopes that they'll return with a cursed axe, armor, and glowing eyes to give you a good fight, Kenpachi.
134c) Seriously, do you know how many times Koenma's been complaining about new S-Class demons popping up because of you two? You're lucky he's easily bribed!
135) There is no officially sponored version of Monopoly: Soul Society Edition. Aizen, stop it.
136) No, Jesus Christ is not a Shinigami, nor does he wield a bad-ass giant sword that nails people to crosses.
136a) Yes, I'm sure.
136b) No, he's not paying me off.
136c) Do I look like I have thirty silver pieces on me?!
136d) OUT OF MY ROOM, AIZEN! GOD IS NOT IN IT!
137) Do not go near Haruhi Suzumiya or her SOS Brigade. We have enough problems.
137b) Yes, this includes Kyon. While wimpy, he possesses sarcasm and overprotective females (and one male) with bizarre and deadly powers.
137c) GET BACK HERE, ZARAKI!