Harry Potter Alternate Teachers for Hogwarts
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Merlin is freed from his prison and decides he wishes to impart his wisdom and knowledge to future wizards so takes a position at Hogwarts. The problem is that this is TYPE-MOON Merlin who is a prankster and pervert and once made Saber a futa as a practical joke. What kind of merry chaos does he cause?
Potions: Elzandra 'X' Umbria
Of course, she thinks that making things explode is the point of making most potions, and has never been known to speak more than four words at a time (or a word with more than 3 syllables in it, for that matter), so learning from her would be an interesting experience...
Of course, she thinks that making things explode is the point of making most potions, and has never been known to speak more than four words at a time (or a word with more than 3 syllables in it, for that matter), so learning from her would be an interesting experience...
Chuckg said:
I liked Innortal's omake with Headmaster Gendo Ikari, pity we only got the one scene. And fanfic writers thought Dumbledore was manipulative.
Of course, the ultimate goal of his machinations is to reassemble the Deathly Hallows, become the Master of Death, and thus bring back his late wife...
Of course, the ultimate goal of his machinations is to reassemble the Deathly Hallows, become the Master of Death, and thus bring back his late wife...
I can't help but think that the... highly overdeveloped dodging skills she'd (unintentionally) foster would be extremely helpful. The killing curse is a terrifying and unstoppable weapon... except to anyone who's spent time in her class, because, seriously, one beam and no bullets at all? What kind of idiot gets hit by something like that?
Second bit of Cirno @ Hogwarts. Focusing on the fifth years because I really don't know many of the younger ones. Oh, and before I forget: timeskip. Also, I'm assuming this is a double-class with Slytherins and Gryffindors together. Maybe Cirno will have decided to have her classes with 5th years from all houses together, but for now it's going to be this way.
Also posted on Spacebattles FYI
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This was originally going to be much different, with Cirno announcing how her lessons would be dodging, but as I was typing it evolved into something else involving Umbridge. Next time I'll have our beloved tomboy get to the actual lessons part of the class.
Oh, and I'd like to ask for feedback again. By the way, how well did I capture Cirno's character? I'm imagining she is determined to do this well, because she is pleased that she was selected and that someone thinks she can do something difficult like this, and not just think she's a baka.
No points for whoever sees the small shout-outs. I'll be putting little references here and there throughout the snippets, if I continue.
Oh yeah, and it was suggested on SB that this Cirno acts like a mix between her canon self and Cirno-nee.
Also posted on Spacebattles FYI
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This was originally going to be much different, with Cirno announcing how her lessons would be dodging, but as I was typing it evolved into something else involving Umbridge. Next time I'll have our beloved tomboy get to the actual lessons part of the class.
Oh, and I'd like to ask for feedback again. By the way, how well did I capture Cirno's character? I'm imagining she is determined to do this well, because she is pleased that she was selected and that someone thinks she can do something difficult like this, and not just think she's a baka.
No points for whoever sees the small shout-outs. I'll be putting little references here and there throughout the snippets, if I continue.
Oh yeah, and it was suggested on SB that this Cirno acts like a mix between her canon self and Cirno-nee.