Miscellaneous Ideas Topic
Not really an idea, but a scene that just makes me smile.
Peter Parker, having kept Venom as a sort of slightly homicidal pet slash cool new suit, goes to visit the fantastic four when it starts acting strange.
Reed takes a sample and goes off to check it out while Johnny and Peter talk.
Richards comes back in.
"Well Peter, I know what is wrong with your suit. It's pregnant."
"Huh?! It's a she?"
"What is more, you are probably the father. Congratulations."
Johnny gives Peter an odd look. "I know we talked about hot alien chicks before, but this is kinda pushing the limit man."
"But...wha....huh?!" Peter stammers.
Ben finally puts his two cents in. "Say, remember that pool we were running? Guess Petey is the winner after all. As a new father, he'll probably need the money." He laughed.
Some time later, when commiserating with other heroes and their problems with the costumes they wear.
"Well if you think that's bad, I knocked up my suit and then had to go and destroy most of the resulting bloodthirsty brood. My suit still gives me grief over that."
All the other heroes look at him.
"Spider-man...what the hell? Seriously, what the hell."