Wow, people trying to justify the possible need for Narutoverse kunoichi to be prepared to turn tricks for intel. I'm seriously like, "Why do people insist on this becoming a thing?" While, sure, you
could use seduction to get info without "getting caught," it wouldn't be nearly as fast, or reliable, as extracting that same nugget of intel through other means. Also, seduction can backfire and be used against the seducer and/or the village -- for example, she obtains poisoned intel that ends up being a trap that leaves hundreds dead, or she gets counter-seduced/mind-broken and flipped back on her home village, reporting everything they're doing to the original target.
Even with success, seduction doesn't merit automatic info dump on the first fuck. If a kage would blab about anything after busting one nut, it's either a trap or you're getting something worthless. I do not see any supreme ninja leader letting
anything slip past his lips that aren't lies cloaked in honey because that's what ninja do. And if he did, he's an awfully shitty-ass leader that should have never been made a ninja, let alone lead them. In other words, he has to have the Idiot Ball surgically implanted into him for that to work. More than likely, it's going to take months of hard sweat to glean even a useful nugget, and by then, its shelf life may have already expired.
I can barely think of any example of a mission where regular ninja methods wouldn't prove to be superior as opposed to seduction. Need to steal some important documents inside a lord's house? Who's less visible, his security detail or the lord's whore? Want him to talk over wine? Will flirting win out, on should you just spike his drink with a little ninja truth serum? Need to assassinate a mark in private? Depending on the tightness of security and his sexual appetite, this
might be a more reasonable need for it, but more than likely it's way faster and easier to Transform into his favorite hooker and knife through the spine than it would be for a kunoichi to earn her way into his private circle and do the deed.
As pointed out by jakkuzaripper, this isn't Ninja Scroll or Basilisk -- we're talking about a universe where chakra can do pretty much what
ever the mind can conceive, from spitting fire to to time-travelling like the Doctor. We had a guy that literally ripped out his own spine and used it as a whip. I
still have no idea how the fuck is that possible, but they can do that kind of shit. They can force people to cough up deep, dark secrets with a literal twitch of their finger. They teach their 8 year olds how to fuck science in the ass with Transformation. Who cares if they have Ninja CSI out there -- by the time they're on the case, it's way too late in most cases; the damage is done, and the wielder is long gone (if he doesn't have an idiot ball surgically implanted into him, that is...).
Now, if said kunoichi was freelancing work, then it becomes a whole nother story. Due to lack of options, if she needs to break into someplace and steal some papers, then the power of her pussy is far more likely to come into play somewhere, depending on how much and what kind of training and skills she has under her belt. Of course, this might make her more of a Catwoman character, but whatever. This would be one situation that one could get away with kunoichi=prostitute and not make me eye-roll off the bed because of the presence of so many better options that makes fucking for tips obsolete at best.
KurokamiDG said:
Matdeception said:
Hmm. I'm going to throw my bone in with the 'CRA' pet peeve, at least with how it tends to be used. I personally see the whole CRA fanon thing as idiotic, enforced breeding and all that bull shit.
Now if the CRA was an incentive program, like funds or land granted per child born, then that would make a lot more sense. Oh sure, you can even say it's a free pass to screw around and have children with multiple women, as long as it's clear those children are part of *Insert Wutever Clan here* and the mothers are both financially provided for, and inducted as honorary members into the clan due to their 'efforts' in repopulating.
Meh, incentive program works for me.
I would honestly like to see a fic based on the politics of such a program in the Narutoverse, if only to see how it would be executed.
Nope. We don't need welfare ninjas... nope.