I wanted to flesh this out and make it flow better, but at three AM with no assurance that this will be remembered here it is. GLHF.
This was all Ranma's fault. He knew it was. No matter the fact that the loops were innately random, no matter what the goddesses said. No matter how much Ranma would deny it. Naruto knew without a doubt that this was Ranma's fault. It just felt good blaming someone for this mess, someone that could take a beating.
Naruto knew he was obsessing and that the 'person' next to him had it far far FAR worse then he had ever had it, actually they had to have had the worst Jusenkyo curse ever. Glancing to her, as she did still fall into the same 'girly' pool of water that Ranma somehow always landed in, even when he knew to avoid the curse.
Naruto's parrent growled and grunted loudly enough to attract a lot of attention. Granted most of it wasn't at their eye level, after all Tsunade did attract attention to a body part lower then her eye's.
Tsunade continued growling about the unfairness of the situation, “Come on brat, lets get there. The sooner we arrive the sooner we get in out of the rain.†She looked up, her face was a mixture of emotions, annoyance, acceptance, and frustration.
Soon they arrived at the Hyuuga dojo. Naruto blinked at this sign, “An ill wind blows.â€
“Cut the theatrics, we are here already.â€
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“So your curse isn't so bad after all.â€
Naruto was unsure what to think here, on the one hand this looked like Hinata's father, on the other hand he was acting like Soun Tendo.
A wet Jiraya was sulking to the side. He was growling about how unfair it was that he could not see Tsunade's... assets until the end of the loop.
“My eldest daughter Neji age nineteen,†Neji's eyes both twitched, “My middle child Hinata age seventeen,†Hinata was looking calm for some reason, which scared him greatly, “and my youngest Hanabi age sixteen.â€
Hanabi was doing a victory dance over the fact she was starting a loop in mid to late teens and was otherwise ignored by everyone.
As Naruto looked at Neji the elder boy turned girl responded, “Ranma taught me the weakness moxibustion, I will ensure you suffer worse then you could imagine. Fate has decreed you will look else where for respite and fail.'
Everyone was looking at Neji for such a speech, but when they looked back at Naruto they saw Hinata with her tongue giving a close inspection of Naruto's tonsils.
“Then its settled, the ceremony can begin tomorrow.â€
“Mercyâ€
Hinata grinned at his pleas.
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Konohamaru looked to the still cloudy sky, “My Hanabi warning sense tells me to turn around and run.â€
His Uncle swatted him upside the head. Odds are that Tsunade-sama is here as well. So we go, no complaints.â€
“Just saying.â€
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Hmm... Tenten turned in a mirror. This was new to her, she granted, being a boy for a loop was not something she had much experience with, not that she looped much anyway. Still she had read the manga that Naruto had for Ranma 1/2 and knew she was playing a certain Kuno. However this Kuno was going after Neji... He grinned, before frowning and glancing at his sword. “Over compensating? Well Neji-chan... Lets see if it is shall we?â€
Tenten was disturbed, in more ways then one, by the arrival of his sister Lee... the horror of the sight scarred her in ways that Sakura would be envious. If it were not for said girl.. guy... well Principal being where they were. After the insane laughing comming from the other side of the house the black leotard over green spandex girl chased after Tenten as they fled the compound. If they were in the room as Sakura they would see her in near Gendo pose grinning like a mad woman. She now had a new loop with enough chaos for some real fun.
(to keep track, Naruto has Ranma's curse, Jiraya has the Tsunade curse (They flip body and personality not memory though), Neji, tenten, and Lee are gender flipped, and Tenten is planning to play Kuno and chase Neji. Lee is well Lee as a girl... And Sakura is having a relapse... The real question is what she did with Sasuke... who replaced Sasuke...)