2D Captain Soi Fon to Yoruichi-sama:
Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo to Kurosaki Isshin:
Kurosaki Isshin to Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo:
Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo to Bastard Father:
Captain Unohana Retsu to Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo:
Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo to Captain Unohana Retsu:
Yoruichi-sama, I must make a request of you: Please take over the Second Division and lead them as you did before. I am afraid I will be indisposed for the next nine months...
Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo to Kurosaki Isshin:
Hey Dad, the patients are coming in. Why aren't you up? Also, we can't find Captain Unohanaaaaaahhhhhhh?!!!
Kurosaki Isshin to Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo:
Unworthy son! Come to your father's bosom, and bask in my manliness! Seems your old man has a few tricks up his sleeve regarding women, eh? OW! OW! OWWW!
Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo to Bastard Father:
I never, ever want to see you having sex with Captain Unohana AGAIN. Good morning Unohana-san, do you need any breakfast?
Captain Unohana Retsu to Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo:
Oh, that would be lovely Ichigo. And you can just call me Retsu if you like.
Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo to Captain Unohana Retsu:
Ah... Sure...