So,
a facebook page I didn't even remember posted this status:
So, I've been wondering lately.
Vampires, right? I mean, think about this shit. They can never see themselves in a mirror. They don't cast any reflections. So then how in the hell do they always look so suave and sophisticated?
Is it a natural part of becoming a Vampire to learn how to do your hair without looking? And the way that suit fits so nicely, I mean DAMN, I wish I looked that good in a suit. As it is, I tend to look like a barely-kempt Gibbon.
And what if a Vampire subscribes to a different religion than the stereotypes? For example, what if it was Jewish? Would Crosses still bother it, or would it just laugh at you? And how would it feed if it was Jewish? I mean, Regular Vampires, as far as I know, seem to be Christian in general. They dislike the Cross because from what I can guess, it shows them how un-pure they are. Or maybe they're Satanic, or something, either really works.
But what about a Vampire who practices Bhuddism? I can't imagine he would spend too much time bothering the local townspeople. In fact, I think they might even like the guy.
And that got me thinking about a Buddhist vampire that bites voluntaries every week in the local blood donation, and rewards them with hand-made vegan cookies and orange milk, not because he is a vegan but just because some people are.
And then I thought, "wasn't Naruto a kind of Buddha or something at the end?". And so in my head that vampire became Naruto.
And then the only places I remembered in modern times where vampires live among people without being hunted are Harry Potter and Highschool DxD, so I thought about a crack fic of Rias trying to recruit vampire Naruto without knowing he is a Buddha and thus can't be reincarnated, all while Naruto pulls an oldYang and uses his experiences and wind release to entertain people until the story of DxD gets serious and Naruto joins in.
And I really need someone to tell me why this story is a bad idea besides it sounding like a twilight fangirl nino story before I actually start writing it.