Evangelion Evangelion Time Loop
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Shinji had been in some strange loops, having been one of the older loopers. However sometimes he encountered a loop that just confused him, this was one such loop.
It had started out as seemingly normal prime loop. Like usual in these he awoke at the train station in Tokyo 3, Misato had picked him up after seeing the third angel. He had a fun idea to try out in his eva to confuse and make the NERV staff question his sanity. Everything seemed to going according to plan, he had acted like his profile. The idea was that since everything should appear normal as they expect that once he pulled this off it would an even greater shock.
However the shock came just after syncing with his eva. His first and last thought before he let the angel kill him to get out of this loop was 'where's mom? and why the hell Howard Stern was there'
It had started out as seemingly normal prime loop. Like usual in these he awoke at the train station in Tokyo 3, Misato had picked him up after seeing the third angel. He had a fun idea to try out in his eva to confuse and make the NERV staff question his sanity. Everything seemed to going according to plan, he had acted like his profile. The idea was that since everything should appear normal as they expect that once he pulled this off it would an even greater shock.
However the shock came just after syncing with his eva. His first and last thought before he let the angel kill him to get out of this loop was 'where's mom? and why the hell Howard Stern was there'
Personally i think Lionheart just stretched it out to far. There's only so much one person can stretch an idea. Innortal is different in he's not alone in his time loop fic, he use's others idea's. Lionhearts in it alone and there's only so much one person can think of know one can see all the base's. So to compensate he tried outrageous idea's and tried putting them in a very detailed manner to further stretch it. However the more he tried to keep it going the more it fell apart.
Skysaber's writing was better when he first started writing as a member of that group of guys. Metroanime (Grey) was another good writer back then and they all seemed to keep each other in check. Skysaber always came off as Mary Sueish but it didn't get to be as bad until all the old gaurd kinda dropped off after the death of one them.
After so many loops of being shot at, tossed overboard, mindfucked and generally getting the short end of the stick from cruel and uncaring fandom gods, a certain red-headed bitchling decided to even the score. She had Awakened late in the game, right before the Sahaquiel fight. It had taken her a very long time, but she had gotten her control over AT-Field fuckery on a level akin to the drunken Stupid Shinji and the scarily perky Wondergirl. A fact she was all too eager to show to NERV. Viewscreens turn on in unison, as Asuka Langley [REDACTED] decides to become a clone of another famous mecha pilot.
"Good evening gentlemen. I have commandeered Sahaquiel, now know as Axis, and will plunge it straight into the Black Moon's black heart unless my demands are met." She puts on a confident smirk, "You have no chance to survive, make your time."
Within NERV headquarters, Shinji drops his fifth; crying on the inside as it shatters on the floor. "Fuckdammit Asuka, why can't you just go back to wearing the bikini like a normal attention whore?"
"What are you trying to prove with this, Anzable?" the Rei Who Does Not Come From Nobody Dies mutters, a bored expression on her face.
"That I'm just as important as you two! I'm supposed to be the best, the elite pilot; but everywhere we go, I get shat on." The Angelic projectile speeds up, blazing red with heat and light. "Well no longer, you won't have [REDACTED] to kick around anymore! I'll show you all I'm not a buttmonkey!"
"Should we listen to her demands?" Maya asks quietly. Shinji chuckles, as does Gendo.
"Sure, what the hell," Shinji says, rooting under Misato's command post for her secret stash. "Let's see what the crazy bitch has to say."
"My demands are simple: the first is that I want all Awakened pilots and personnel to refer to me as the Red Comet."
"Nerd," Rei whispers.
"Go die in a hole, dolltits!" Asuka roars, losing her composure. She readjusts herself quickly. "Second, I want clearance to extract Wondergirl bodies at my leisure."
"Go for it," Rei says with a shrug, "I only need one other replacement, given how things usually end up."
Shinji raises a hand in protest. "But then I can't use those for-"
"Marital aids?"
"...Experiments."
"Hey, look at me dammit! Eyes on the German girl with the Angelic Biscuit Hammer." Asuka coughs, adding a little more spin on the rapidly approaching Sahaquiel. "My third request," she says with a slight blush, "is two hours with Stupid Shinji. Alone."
"Alright!" Shinji says with a whoop, "But only if I get to choke you. Or you put on the bandages again."
Rei grits her teeth, eyes set in angry determination towards Shinji. The NERV sensors screamed high-energy Blue Pattern right in their midst. "Idiot. Pervert. Lecher. I can't believe you."
Shinji shrugs, unafraid. Once you've stared down Tailed Beasts, Denarians, Dementors, Anything Goes practitioners, and an army of Ree, nothing really phases you anymore. He glances upwards at Asuka. "No dice, dollface," he says with a wink; aiming to hit the lowest-hanging fruit.
"Alright, that's it," Asuka growls, a demonic gleam in her eye. Sahaquiel falls faster, flung forwards by a rage-fueled AT-Field. "Everybody dies!"
"You wanna take care of this one Ayanami?"
Rei nods assent, slings a Rickenbaker bass over her shoulder. "With pleasure, Ikari-kun." She takes a step into nothingness and comes out on top of an iron-shaped building. Unstrapping the bass, she grabs it by the neck and takes a few practice swings, before pointing it towards the rogue Angel.
"This one's going out of the park."
"Good evening gentlemen. I have commandeered Sahaquiel, now know as Axis, and will plunge it straight into the Black Moon's black heart unless my demands are met." She puts on a confident smirk, "You have no chance to survive, make your time."
Within NERV headquarters, Shinji drops his fifth; crying on the inside as it shatters on the floor. "Fuckdammit Asuka, why can't you just go back to wearing the bikini like a normal attention whore?"
"What are you trying to prove with this, Anzable?" the Rei Who Does Not Come From Nobody Dies mutters, a bored expression on her face.
"That I'm just as important as you two! I'm supposed to be the best, the elite pilot; but everywhere we go, I get shat on." The Angelic projectile speeds up, blazing red with heat and light. "Well no longer, you won't have [REDACTED] to kick around anymore! I'll show you all I'm not a buttmonkey!"
"Should we listen to her demands?" Maya asks quietly. Shinji chuckles, as does Gendo.
"Sure, what the hell," Shinji says, rooting under Misato's command post for her secret stash. "Let's see what the crazy bitch has to say."
"My demands are simple: the first is that I want all Awakened pilots and personnel to refer to me as the Red Comet."
"Nerd," Rei whispers.
"Go die in a hole, dolltits!" Asuka roars, losing her composure. She readjusts herself quickly. "Second, I want clearance to extract Wondergirl bodies at my leisure."
"Go for it," Rei says with a shrug, "I only need one other replacement, given how things usually end up."
Shinji raises a hand in protest. "But then I can't use those for-"
"Marital aids?"
"...Experiments."
"Hey, look at me dammit! Eyes on the German girl with the Angelic Biscuit Hammer." Asuka coughs, adding a little more spin on the rapidly approaching Sahaquiel. "My third request," she says with a slight blush, "is two hours with Stupid Shinji. Alone."
"Alright!" Shinji says with a whoop, "But only if I get to choke you. Or you put on the bandages again."
Rei grits her teeth, eyes set in angry determination towards Shinji. The NERV sensors screamed high-energy Blue Pattern right in their midst. "Idiot. Pervert. Lecher. I can't believe you."
Shinji shrugs, unafraid. Once you've stared down Tailed Beasts, Denarians, Dementors, Anything Goes practitioners, and an army of Ree, nothing really phases you anymore. He glances upwards at Asuka. "No dice, dollface," he says with a wink; aiming to hit the lowest-hanging fruit.
"Alright, that's it," Asuka growls, a demonic gleam in her eye. Sahaquiel falls faster, flung forwards by a rage-fueled AT-Field. "Everybody dies!"
"You wanna take care of this one Ayanami?"
Rei nods assent, slings a Rickenbaker bass over her shoulder. "With pleasure, Ikari-kun." She takes a step into nothingness and comes out on top of an iron-shaped building. Unstrapping the bass, she grabs it by the neck and takes a few practice swings, before pointing it towards the rogue Angel.
"This one's going out of the park."
"So, is she still a wildcat in bed?" asked Kaji, as Shinji Awoke.
Quickly scanning his local self's memories by dint of long experience, Shinji looked at Misato and said "Hey! We've never done it on the bed, before!"
Dead silence.
"... of course, we've never done it anyway else, either," he continued, smirking. He was going to play, this loop. After two Eiken loops, he deserved to have some fun.
Quickly scanning his local self's memories by dint of long experience, Shinji looked at Misato and said "Hey! We've never done it on the bed, before!"
Dead silence.
"... of course, we've never done it anyway else, either," he continued, smirking. He was going to play, this loop. After two Eiken loops, he deserved to have some fun.
***
"Shinji must be able to perfectly align his sights and shoot the Angel directly at its center."
At that moment, Shinji Awoke and did a quick memory scan.
He blinked once, before saying aloud, "Wait, so I have to shoot it straight at the front?"
Misato blinked, then replied, "Well, I don't know. I mean, I'm not even sure Ramiel even HAS a front. Or a back..."
Shinji made himself looked mortified, "But...but I like doing things from behind!" He tried to make his tears look like he was being denied something rather than holding back his laughter.
The rest of the room blinked, then started incredulously at the Third Child.
'Did he really just say that?' was the overall consensus of practically everyone in the room.
Suddenly, the tent flap opened, and Rei stepped in with a passionate look, "Do not worry, Ikari-kun! I shall let you do me from behind!"
Everyone blinked again, before Shinji turned Rei with a twinkle of mirth in his eyes, of which she returned, then said in a hopeful voice, "R-really?"
Rei nodded firmly, "Yes. Operation Yashima stated that you shall be behind me as we take down the Angel. It did not really specify in what manner you shall be behind me for." She then gave him a small smile, "And I am sure that we will be able to do the Angel in from behind as well."
Maya took this moment to suddenly faint, red from embarrassment.
{HR}
As it floated lazily there, while its drill continued piercing the Lilim's barriers, the sentience of Ramiel took a moment to sort out a feeling that made it think that someone was thinking about it in an inappropriate manner.
It wasn't sure whether to feel mortified, or exhilarated.
*****
"Shinji must be able to perfectly align his sights and shoot the Angel directly at its center."
At that moment, Shinji Awoke and did a quick memory scan.
He blinked once, before saying aloud, "Wait, so I have to shoot it straight at the front?"
Misato blinked, then replied, "Well, I don't know. I mean, I'm not even sure Ramiel even HAS a front. Or a back..."
Shinji made himself looked mortified, "But...but I like doing things from behind!" He tried to make his tears look like he was being denied something rather than holding back his laughter.
The rest of the room blinked, then started incredulously at the Third Child.
'Did he really just say that?' was the overall consensus of practically everyone in the room.
Suddenly, the tent flap opened, and Rei stepped in with a passionate look, "Do not worry, Ikari-kun! I shall let you do me from behind!"
Everyone blinked again, before Shinji turned Rei with a twinkle of mirth in his eyes, of which she returned, then said in a hopeful voice, "R-really?"
Rei nodded firmly, "Yes. Operation Yashima stated that you shall be behind me as we take down the Angel. It did not really specify in what manner you shall be behind me for." She then gave him a small smile, "And I am sure that we will be able to do the Angel in from behind as well."
Maya took this moment to suddenly faint, red from embarrassment.
{HR}
As it floated lazily there, while its drill continued piercing the Lilim's barriers, the sentience of Ramiel took a moment to sort out a feeling that made it think that someone was thinking about it in an inappropriate manner.
It wasn't sure whether to feel mortified, or exhilarated.
*****
After all the loops he had been through, Shinji had amassed quite a collection of items.
A few airplanes, a small amount of magical artifacts, some cars, and last but not least, a 400,000 ton displacement super cargo ship "Black Noah".
The "Black Noah" was absolutely useless at his current location, in the middle of the Middle Eastern desert.
Area 88 in the middle of the Asranian desert was hot a bad place to be, altogether. Sure it was hot, but it was a dry heat. The people here weren't bad. McCoy definetly was a cheapskate, but he did have a good heart.
Shinji would be spending a lot of time helping Shin Kazama deal with being an anchor. And maybe getting to Kitori better. Bow-chika-wow-wow.
A few airplanes, a small amount of magical artifacts, some cars, and last but not least, a 400,000 ton displacement super cargo ship "Black Noah".
The "Black Noah" was absolutely useless at his current location, in the middle of the Middle Eastern desert.
Area 88 in the middle of the Asranian desert was hot a bad place to be, altogether. Sure it was hot, but it was a dry heat. The people here weren't bad. McCoy definetly was a cheapskate, but he did have a good heart.
Shinji would be spending a lot of time helping Shin Kazama deal with being an anchor. And maybe getting to Kitori better. Bow-chika-wow-wow.